Youngster Joey Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Scenario: Me, dead. Quote Link to comment
Ephraim Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) no because i'm not a bear i'm a human being with no weapons Edited February 26, 2017 by ??? Quote Link to comment
The_Fool Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Ha! Play dead, and or run away, until the bear is exhausted. Then, if we're being fed, just make friends with the bear. We'll live our lives together in peace, until the bear dies of old age after 20 years. Done. Or wait for it to starve. I think humans are more energy efficient. I could definitely win a war of attrition against this bear. Quote Link to comment
"Casual Trash" Kirbys Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Tyranogre said: Ignoring the fact that we're boxed into an arena, the correct thing to do in real life would be to play dead. If the bear no longer sees you as a threat, he'll leave you alone. But then the question becomes how how do you have to be in the closed arena with the bear? Because, if the bear notices the trick in a few moments, well... Quote Link to comment
Carl321 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Is it allergic to puns? I'd kill it with my bear hands. It'd be a grizzly death. Sir Grim Locksmith VIII 1 Quote Link to comment
Sheri Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 assuming you are decently fit, you can endurance run it down Just keep running around until the bear gets too tired to be able to fight back properly. Human beings are the best endurance runners on the planet, if you have the dedication, you can out run anything. Quote Link to comment
Mystearica Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Carl321 said: Is it allergic to puns? I'd kill it with my bear hands. It'd be a grizzly death. I would hide behind Carl and let him kill it with terrible, awful puns. Just dreadful, really. Carl321 1 Quote Link to comment
Carl321 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Mystearica said: I would hide behind Carl and let him kill it with terrible, awful puns. Just dreadful, really. At minimum it'd be a nasty Boo Boo Mystearica 1 Quote Link to comment
Mystearica Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Carl321 said: At minimum it'd be a nasty Boo Boo gag Quote Link to comment
The Guardian Mew Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Dear diary, Today I learned Sarah daydreams of her subordinates being mauled by bears. Quote Link to comment
Youngster Joey Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Tyranogre, Sir Grim Locksmith VIII, Alice Phantasma and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment
Aisha Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I take off my shirt and go to town on his furry ass. Link, the Hero of Dreams 1 Quote Link to comment
LimeCatMaster Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 you haven't ruled out the possibility of me suddenly awakening to some sort of hidden power, so i'm gonna bank on that tbh Spring 1 Quote Link to comment
"Casual Trash" Kirbys Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Kamui said: assuming you are decently fit, you can endurance run it down Just keep running around until the bear gets too tired to be able to fight back properly. Human beings are the best endurance runners on the planet, if you have the dedication, you can out run anything. Well if the bear was given some futuristic drug to make it endure that long then you could be screwed. Quote Link to comment
purple_beard Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 (edited) 13 hours ago, chickadee said: you're in an arena, so you have a field of room but not anything else there might be a few pebbles on the ground, but none big enough to really use as a weapon Thunderdome or WWF Cage match then? *************** We have a picnic. **** Is it allergic to puns? I'd kill it with my bear hands. It'd be a grizzly death. That'd be unbearable to watch though... Edited February 27, 2017 by purple_beard Quote Link to comment
L'Arachel Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 (edited) I attempt to reason with the bear. We both roll opposing diplomacy checks. I have a native +1 due to my charisma, and the bear has a disadvantage of -2, as he considered Charisma a dump stat. The GM rules the bear as Unfriendly, which means I need to score at least a 15 to improve his opinion of me. I roll a 16 for a total bonus of 17, whereas the bear has trouble holding the d20 in his paws and accidentally eats it instead. Success! I successfully talked the bear into increasing his opinion of me, going from "Unfriendly" to "Indifferent". I ask the GM how this improves our relations, and apparently "Indifferent" implies "socially expected interaction". Of course, the socially expected interaction is that the bear eats the human, so I still get eaten anyway. Edited February 27, 2017 by Veronica Sir Grim Locksmith VIII, Spring, luigitornado and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
luigitornado Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 sissy slap it to death. Quote Link to comment
Ret Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 21 hours ago, chickadee said: alternative happy ending: ret and the bear defy all odds against their love and live happily ever after but i'm not tom Quote Link to comment
purple_beard Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, Ret said: but i'm not tom How are you handling being the side chick/dude? Quote Link to comment
Ret Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 minute ago, purple_beard said: How are you handling being the side chick/dude? i wouldn't know, but being the cameraman pays the bills purple_beard 1 Quote Link to comment
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