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  1. Elysium - N4A Chat Thread, December 2017

    Do parents NOT believe in him though? They seem to be neither here nor there about his existence Funny story: My parents used to keep bows and ribbons, etc along with leftover unused wrapping paper in our "Christmas supplies" box in the basement. Anyways, occasionally a tag or two would be stuck to a bow and make its way in there. So, one year I went out and bought myself a few presents I know I never asked for, wrapped them up and put them under the tree with previous years' "To Steve From Santa" tags done in my parents' handwriting (they always used "from Santa" even to today). Christmas morning comes and my parents get us to do the whole one-at-a-time, take turns and watch unwrapping. You say who it's from, unwrap it, then show it off and thank whomever gave it to you. My turn rolls up, Dad hands me a gift from Santa, I open it up knowing what it was since I bought it for myself, then do the over the top "WOOOOOW, THANKS SANTA!" and watch my parents exchange awkward glances. A few more rounds and another pops up. This time with mouthed words of "did you buy him that?!" between the two and they asked me to show them the tag. My siblings go again, and finally my last "Santa" gift shows up. Open it up, and this one is expensive. My siblings are pissed at the "favouritism" going on. My Dad asks who gave it to me, I say Santa, then my parents start with "well I didn't get him it" back and forth, and I'm deadpan insisting it was from Santa and that one of them must've gotten me it and asking how they even knew I wanted these things. No one ever clued in. I let them stew on it until on New Years dinner when, without lifting my gaze from plate, I just muttered out "I bought them for myself" barely audible. Dad drops his fork, "what did you say?" - "I bought them for myself and used old tags I found in the basement", and he slams his hand on the table and yells "I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!" and keep in mind this is probably the 4th time in my entire life I've heard him drop an F-bomb, and here is yelling it after slamming the table with a bunch of my aunts, uncles, and cousins all around. It was hilarious.
  2. Elysium - N4A Chat Thread, December 2017

    Nope. Found the guy that made one of the first ones and got him to make me one.
  3. Fuck, sorry to hear this guys...
  4. Yeah but those all released at the same time didn't they?
  5. DLC Pack 2 Champions Ballad goes live tonight and...

    I did too, but it made me hate Revali even more...
  6. Nintendo REALLY shouldn't have put those last 10 seconds in the trailer tbh
  7. Oh I was long done before you made this thread.
  8. Yeah I had it spoiled for me because I didn't watch the trailer
  9. The Walking Dead

    Ahhhh.... I didn't know there was another reason for it.
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