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h-hey guys
guys
wouldn't it be funny if
guys
wouldn't it be funny if Mario ate a mushroom
and then started hallucinating like he were on drugs
haha
and what if
guys
what if Mario was having sex with the princess
guys
what if Mario was having sex with the princess but his peepee was too small
so he put a mushroom down his overalls to make his peepee bigger and it played the mushroom sound effect from the games
haha
and then it played the 1-up jingle when he came