Tyranogre

Penis.

Agreed. Only having four people makes it too easy to figure out who's left once the first person gets their gift.

Think we might get units from Hashtag Effie to coincide with the release of the Switch port?

Y'know how some job listings have requirements such as "must be able to type 45 words per minute"? Like, how do they go about enforcing that? Do they make all employees take a typing test every few weeks? "I'm sorry, Johnson, but you only scored 39 WPM this month. I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go."

It only gets worse from there. Putting this in a spoiler out of courtesy, but you owe it to yourself to look at it if you haven't yet made up your mind about getting the game or not:

Apparently the ability to adjust the volume settings is locked behind an in-game item. And yet the EXP Share can't be turned off.

Can't wait to hear Jim Carrey scream "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!"

Obligatory:

I'm thinking the final Fighter's Pass slot might be revealed on December 9th, to coincide with the one-year anniversary of the game's launch.

What’s the technical term for when your phone won’t charge unless the cord is held in a certain position?

I honestly feel sad for the team that worked on Little Town Hero. They're going to be blamed for taking development resources away from Gen 8, despite being a completely separate team.

In terms of the overall multiplayer experience, Gen 6 was probably the best. The PSS system on the bottom screen was literally perfect. You didn't have to backtrack to a Pokemon Center to play with a friend in the same room. You didn't have to fly to a certain city in order to play online. Just tap your friend's icon and you're good to go. And then GameFreak flushed it all down the toilet and replaced it with the absolute clusterfuck that was Festival Plaza.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. Is there REALLY a full-blown eroge available in English on the Switch? What a time to be alive!